it was like eating out sand paper
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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