she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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