susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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