Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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