We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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