so explain again why im purple
no
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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