You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Do you still have your period?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no