So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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