so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
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its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
this will be a night to untag.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.