Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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