North Korea, Best Korea!
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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