Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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