Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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