I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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