If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
