i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
