GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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