Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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