We won't sleep together?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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