oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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