He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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