How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
how does that bad decision feel?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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