Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she peed on how many people?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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