She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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