i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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