what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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