We need to rekindle our bromance
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
