I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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