Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My pussy is not your playground.
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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