we're chasing vodka with high fives
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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