Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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