She announced her abortion via fbk
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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