Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
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you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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