i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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