On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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