we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I party with great urgency now.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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