But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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