At least make sure they are 18
Why
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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