WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
