i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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