this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
