I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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