I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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