Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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