So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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