if only i could text you this smell
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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