i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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