"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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