just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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