i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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