She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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