I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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