shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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