i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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