I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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