it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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