Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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is that a dick in a sweater?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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