just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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