How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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