Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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