O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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