She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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