the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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