I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.