what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.