i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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