the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.